How to Pet Your Animal. Petting Chart For A Cat – Funny How To Pet A Cat Meme. Cats, felines and kittens, oh my! This funny cat shirt shows how tricky it can be to pet a simple house cat. Not too much touching and in just the right places. Pet this cat, but only if you dare. If you love cats, you totally understand this shirt. . Is the cat your spirit animal? A great shirt for anyone that thinks they are a crazy cat lady, cries at the sight of kittens, snuggles with felines and just overall loves everything cats. Show some cat pride and rock this shirt.